Okay, I have no idea how Kratos trains - probably by deadlifting the bones of frost giants or something. But I want to dress up as Kratos for New York Comic Con, and moreover, I want to start undoing all the damage done by my often-hilariously-unhealthy cooking show. How much can I get done in 30 days? Will I be shredded up by October? Why am I shirtless so much in this episode?